thought Id share this with Ya'll

[Sky]

I got a kick outta this!
i was on my way to the store and on the back of someones truck winshield, it had:
P people
E Eating
T Tasty
A Animals

thought that was kinda funny! Haha!!

[Mike in NC]

Thats a good one!!!!!! Thats as good as "Beef, it's whats for diner, tonight."

[Alan in KY]

i have a good freind in jackson co. ky that had that sticker on a truck. he also had one that said i do not brake for animals i hit them eat there meat and make clothes from there skins. ralph has the neatest house you ever saw looks like a old country store/gas station complete with gas pumps and gas engines in front alan in london ky

[Junkologist]

I saw a sticker on the back of a pickup once that said "I love cats... they taste like chicken!" I don't think I'll ever forget that!

Mike

[Economy Bob]

I saw a bumper sticker that said " cat-the other white meat"

[Nick Stanley]

Another bumper sticker: "For every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three."
Love that one.
-Nick

I saw one that said - "Save a skunk, road kill an activist".

[Dave Schultz]

save a tree, eat a beaver

[Dick Welty]

If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

I'm copying all these down and sending to my daughter in Denton, Texas! They're great !

I'm taking names.....

[Tanner Remillard]

I have a bumper sticker on my truck that says "Save an Elk, Shoot A Land Developer."

Yes, I am a country boy that LOVES the WIDE OPEN COUNTRY with NO houses.

[BobRR]

Originally Posted by dogmom

I'm taking names.....

For What?BobRR

[Mac Leod]

dogmom, no response, eh?!?

Mac Leod ... Earth first, we can log the other planets later.

[Forrest A]

I don't know about you but I'll pass on the cat eating... It may be an Asian food but I prefer chicken beef and pork.

Dogmom, you can rest easy, your dogs aren't considered food here in the states either.

Here is a picture for you cat lovers out there.

Forrest

[Keven Withers]

Nice cat how much does he weigh? Keven

[Bob Fultz]

Originally Posted by Keven Withers

Nice cat how much does he weigh? Keven

I just added this one to my fence patrol.

[Andrew Mackey]

Bumper sticker spotted on I-80 in NJ - WARNING I speed up to run down little animals!
I worked in a power plant about 15 years ago, and saw an old beater of a Ford F 250, with Tennessee plates, and the strangest front bumper! It was an 8" stainless steel I beam, with 4 pieces of 3" stainless extra heavy angle iron welded to the I beam in the vertical position, and with the point of the V facing the front. It was polished up real nice, but you could see several severe ripples where the metal had been bent and straightened. I asked a fellow co-worker if he knew who owned the truck, and received this reply: "Yeah, that there pickem up truck belongs to Roadkill." . Well, try as I might after talking to several other people, nobody seemed to know Roadkill's real name! After starting the job, we had to go for a security check, which included a 530 question psyc test. All kinds of questions they asked, and one in particular asked if you go out of your way to run over animals on the hiway. Every one had a good laugh about that one! Well anyway, I and several others had to stay and answer to some questions that didn't sit well with the docters (I had said the sight of blood didn't bother me- had to explain that I served on a first aid squad and fire dept). As I was waiting, I overheard the following discussion between 2 fellow workers on the bench with me: "What all you here for?", "I dunno", "Well you musta said somthin ta tick em offen at ya!", "I guess I did." "Well what was it?", "I'm a guessin that it was the animal question.". At this we all laughed aloud. I asked the young man if he had chedked the wrong box, and re replied "Nope!". NO I asked? He said, "No I checked the right box." "Well", says I, "I don't see what they are hassleing you for, every body knows you don't aim for animals on the road.". "I do" he says! "See, I had this special bumper made, because I hit so many deer, tahs the insurance company tole me they won't fix my truck no more iffen I hit another one. So I went and hit a bar instead an he did $4000 in damage, an the insurance company tole me they aint gonna pay for no more bar damages either. So I made the new bumper, an it works real well too! Deers only bend it a little, but I hit a moose with it last month, an I almost broke a telephone pole trying to straighten it out." Well, Roadkill went to see the docs a few minutes later, and came out of the office with a big grin. "See ya on the job" he said! I was next on line, and I asked the nurse how the gentleman before me made out. (This was before all the new personal regulations came out) "He's nuts!" the nurse said, "Do you know what he said? He said he runs over little animals to eat them! And big ones Too! He even said he hit one this morning on the way here, Imagine that!" "I guess it's true then." I said. "What?" she says, "About the animals" I replied. "Why?" she asked, "Well there is the biggest racoon I have ever seen, lying dead in your driveway", and as I am looking out the window of the office at Roadkill picking up the dead 'coon, "And now I know why it was still there" She saw him pick it up too, and I heard "Oh MY!" I later heard Roadkill explain to the boss why he was late getting to the job - He had made an off road excursion to nail a deer in West Virginia. "Went clean offen I 95 and hit that sucker, pretty as you please, it was just standen there! Well wouldn'tcha you know, when I got outta the truck, it was still movin, an I didn't want it ta suffer, so I backed over it a few times, an it wouldn't stop movin! That was one tough deer! Well as I got inta the truck, these guys with brown shirts, come a runnin with all kinds of guns pointed at me, yellen an screamin at me ta get outa the d--m truck! Well the fellers was all game wardens and they were all kinda pi--d off because I ran over their mechanical deer, and busted it up real good. Do ya know they gave me a 3500 dollar fine for bustin state property, an another 100 dollar for huntin out of season?" Road kill was genuinely mad! I never got him to make me a stainless bumper for my old truck!

[Phillip Hutchinson]

Sure it was'nt a "Hydraulic ram"