U.S sending troops to France to stop riots

[CWC]

News Story:
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 disgruntled teenagers, the President doubts that France has the ability to hold out much longer. "Heck, if the last two world wars were any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter pace, warned the president that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The General admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wants to get the situation under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated that he was having a hard time finding even one marine willing to help out those ungrateful snobs for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

Ps. If your personal issues allow you to become offended at this bit of humor and flaming me makes you feel better then go for it, But I will just laugh harder!

[JeffK]

Know why all the streets in France are lined with trees The Germans like to march in the shade

[Roo]

Im sensing Rainbow Warrior all over again!

[Phillip Hutchinson]

Roo.
Go to the NAUGHTY CORNER,and don'nt come out until you are going to be a good boy

[Elden DuRand]

FOR SALE

French army rifle. Nearly new. Never fired at an enemy. Only dropped once.

[Mac Leod]

I find this disgusting...absolutly disgusting...I can not belive the way you so willingly use the "F" word...there are children here who should not be exposed to this type of language...next time...please bite your toung...and try to keep the language acceptable for younger audiances who do not yet know about such words like the "F" word

this revolt in "That place" could easly be stoped...get 3 rednecks and tell 'em
the french killed dale earnhardt...guarenteed to work in 24 hours or less

Mac Leod

[BDMelon]

Originally Posted by Roo

Im sensing Rainbow Warrior all over again!

ROO you & Phil behave,,,put both of you in a corner, make you listen to tapes on how to speak french

[MoRo]

SSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssooooooooo.......... ...........d'ya think someone will rename that certain intimate-type kiss then?
~M~